Sofa King
GMO × King Louis XIII
Indica-Dominant Hybrid 80/20
 
Primary Terpenes:
Myrcene: Deeply relaxing, promotes body ease and stillness
Caryophyllene: Soothing and anti-inflammatory, supports stress relief
Limonene: Adds a gentle lift to mood and mental calm
Linalool (secondary): Floral sedative properties, supports rest and tension release
 
Self-Support & Potential Benefits:
Strong body-melting relaxation and tension release
May support deep rest, relief from physical discomfort, and a slowed-down mental state
Useful for decompressing at the end of overstimulating days
Users often report stillness, heaviness, and full-body grounding
 
Best Time to Consume:
Evenings and late nights, especially before bed or when no obligations remain. Ideal for rituals of rest—bath, tea, silence, or sleep.
 
Notes:
Sofa King delivers exactly what the name suggests: heavy, lasting, and rooted. Effects often settle behind the eyes and through the limbs. Not ideal for tasks or movement—this is a full stop. New users should go light. Hydration is key, and snacks may follow.
 
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This product is intended for inhalation use only. Must be 21 years of age or older to purchase or use. Keep out of reach of children. Do not eat or ingest. Contains hemp-derived cannabinoids and <0.3% Δ9-THC (dry weight) – federally legal under the 2018 Farm Bill. Use of this product may result in a positive drug test for THC. Product may cause intoxicating effects and impairment – do not drive or operate heavy machinery after use. Do not use if you are pregnant or nursing, or if you have any medical condition or are taking medications. Inhalation of this product may pose health risks. Discontinue use if any adverse reactions occur. In case of accidental ingestion, seek medical assistance or contact Poison Control immediately. These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.